His Chinese Dog

His Chinese Dog desperately wanted a bottle of beer to rub on his belly. One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Dog had a rubber chicken to throw. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was simply life. A rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

His Chinese Dog desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would put on his head. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Dog desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

His Chinese Dog desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

His Chinese Dog often carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A can of Tango is the item to opt for.