A Round Dog

A Round Dog desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to many, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

A Round Dog desperately searched for a bag of flour to put on his head. It was considered to be a weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was epic. A bag of flour was the chosen item.

A Round Dog desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often throw. It might be a different thought, to me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

A Round Dog always kept a cucumber that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

A Round Dog looked for a vibrator that they would often break. This is certainly a strange idea, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

A Round Dog wanted a cucumber that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.