Her Troubled Dog

Her Troubled Dog had a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

Her Troubled Dog craved for a bat that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be entertaining. A bat was the chosen thing.

Her Troubled Dog owned a chocolate bar to throw. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar of all things.

Her Troubled Dog desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the item to select.

Her Troubled Dog carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a new action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was breathtaking. A lava lamp being the thing opted for.

Her Troubled Dog carried a little monkey that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a curious action, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who considered it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing to choose.