Stupid Dog

Stupid Dog craved for a hat that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a different action, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item chosen.

Stupid Dog carried a radiator to experiment on. This is certainly an extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a radiator being the item selected.

Stupid Dog craved for a cheese grater that they liked to play with. It might be a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

Stupid Dog needed a can of Tango that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Stupid Dog found a little monkey that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

Stupid Dog searched for a tomato that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly an unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a tomato being the item selected.