A Cheerful Dog

A Cheerful Dog desperately wanted a custard pie that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a curious proposal, to most, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item opted for.

A Cheerful Dog desperately looked for a bottle of wine to break. One might find this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

A Cheerful Dog always carried a sword that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly new idea, to many, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing to opt for.

A Cheerful Dog desperately desired a dildo that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly funny action, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

A Cheerful Dog carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

A Cheerful Dog had a hat that they would try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to you, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.