The Handsome Dog

The Handsome Dog desperately looked for a cup that they would often drop. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Dog had a bag of poop that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Dog often carried a dildo that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a dildo of all things.

The Handsome Dog had a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered an unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Handsome Dog desired a big sponge that they would smash. It is considered to be a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Handsome Dog craved for a sponge that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly new thing to do, to you, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing to choose.