A Chinese Dog

A Chinese Dog wanted a cup that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the thing opted for.

A Chinese Dog desperately craved for a set of lego to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

A Chinese Dog desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a fairly odd action, to many, but not to the Dog, who thought it was stunning. A porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

A Chinese Dog desired a block of cheese that they sometimes cuddle. This seems an extraordinary action, to some, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

A Chinese Dog desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

A Chinese Dog always had with them a bottle of beer that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a fairly new action, to me, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is stunning. A bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.