The Depressed Dog

The Depressed Dog always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who considered it was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Dog desperately needed a spade that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a spade having that done to it

The Depressed Dog always kept a can of Tango that they would drop. It would have been a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

The Depressed Dog often carried a bat that they would play with. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Dog carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Dog searched for a bag of flour that they liked to share. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.