A Troubled Dog

A Troubled Dog desperately looked for a lava lamp to drop. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

A Troubled Dog desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is an exciting idea, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

A Troubled Dog desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is an original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

A Troubled Dog desperately desired a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. It should have been a new action, to some, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

A Troubled Dog desperately desired a wig that they liked to share. This might appear to be a peculiar approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. A wig was the thing that was opted for.

A Troubled Dog desperately desired a vibrator to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.