My Cute Dog

My Cute Dog searched for a mug that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly unusual thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing to opt for.

My Cute Dog carried a magic 8 ball that they would smash. This is certainly a new thought, to you, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

My Cute Dog often carried a teapot that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

My Cute Dog had a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is an odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to choose.

My Cute Dog looked for a sack of potatoes that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a somewhat surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

My Cute Dog craved for a chocolate bar that they would often put on his head. It should be a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item that was chosen.