The Red Dog

The Red Dog always had with them a sponge that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a new idea, to many, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a sponge having that done to it

The Red Dog desperately desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a curious undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was awesome. A bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Dog found a vibrator that they liked to rub on his belly. It is an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Red Dog always carried a bat that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the chosen item.

The Red Dog had a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been an astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who feels it was miraculous. A sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Red Dog always had with them a bottle of beer to cuddle. It was considered to be a funny activity, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be magnificent. A bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.