Their Lovely Dog

Their Lovely Dog desperately desired a pint of beer that they would smash. This seems a fairly different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who felt it was simply life. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Their Lovely Dog owned a crown that they liked to cuddle. This is certainly a bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a crown was the chosen item.

Their Lovely Dog found a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Lovely Dog searched for a dildo that they would throw. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to choose.

Their Lovely Dog wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was fun. A sack of potatoes being the item selected.

Their Lovely Dog always kept a can of Tango that they would often break. One might say this is a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to select.