My Fat Dog

My Fat Dog desperately desired a bat that they liked to sleep with. It should be a fairly funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing selected.

My Fat Dog searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be spectacular. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fat Dog desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a weird activity, to me, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a hat was the chosen item.

My Fat Dog desperately craved for a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a melon being the item opted for.

My Fat Dog had a helmet that they would occasionally experiment on. It was an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

My Fat Dog always carried a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was epic. A little monkey being the chosen item.