The Grumpy Dog

The Grumpy Dog desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a fairly weird action, to me, but not to the Dog, who thought it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Dog desperately wanted a pen that they would often embrace. This is certainly a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item selected.

The Grumpy Dog desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly new operation, to many, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be epic. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Dog carried a can of Tango that they would often rub on his belly. It might be an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be stunning. A can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Dog always kept a teapot that they would occasionally play with. It might have been an odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought it was epic. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Grumpy Dog always carried a pen that they would occasionally worship. It might be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a pen is the thing to opt for.