Red Dog

Red Dog desperately needed a stapler that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

Red Dog desperately wanted a piece of paper to sleep with. It was a curious thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to select.

Red Dog desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a weird exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was miraculous. A porno magazine is the thing to choose.

Red Dog desired a set of lego to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. A set of lego being the item opted for.

Red Dog always kept a CD player that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be magnificent. A CD player was the item that was chosen.

Red Dog looked for a radiator that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a radiator is the thing to choose.