My Bewildered Dog

My Bewildered Dog wanted a piece of paper that they would often put up their bum. It was a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

My Bewildered Dog desired a little monkey that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

My Bewildered Dog desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would hug. This seems a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

My Bewildered Dog carried a porno magazine to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

My Bewildered Dog always kept a condom that they would eat. One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.

My Bewildered Dog desperately wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes worship. It should be an odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.