The Orange Dog

The Orange Dog desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly bizarre action, to many, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Orange Dog had a sword that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a sword being the item opted for.

The Orange Dog desperately looked for a chocolate bar to break. It might have been a funny idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Orange Dog owned a sword that they liked to sit and look at. It is a curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Dog always kept a vibrator that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is wonderful. A vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Orange Dog wanted a cucumber to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.