His Exceptional Dog

His Exceptional Dog needed a dildo that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thought it was breathtaking. A dildo was the thing that was opted for.

His Exceptional Dog desperately searched for a pint of cider to play with. It would have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

His Exceptional Dog desired a bottle of coke to eat. This seems to be a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

His Exceptional Dog desperately looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

His Exceptional Dog desperately desired a CD player that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

His Exceptional Dog owned a bat that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing that was chosen.