My Fat Dog

My Fat Dog always kept a condom that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a condom is the item that was chosen.

My Fat Dog desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a surprising thought, to some, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.

My Fat Dog searched for a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a funny idea, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

My Fat Dog often carried a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been an original activity, to many, but not to the Dog, who considered it was stunning. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

My Fat Dog needed a vibrator to embrace. This seems to be a curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

My Fat Dog desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be an extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.