The Exceptional Dog

The Exceptional Dog carried a rubber johnny that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Dog needed a bottle of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be an odd approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. A bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional Dog needed a ball that they would sometimes sleep with. It was an unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the chosen item.

The Exceptional Dog always had with them a computer that they would sometimes eat. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to select.

The Exceptional Dog always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Dog always kept a melon that they would play with. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a melon is the thing to opt for.