The Depressed Dog

The Depressed Dog searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often put up their bum. It might be an astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Dog craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes throw. It should be a different exercise, to my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Dog always carried a rubber chicken to insert somewhere. It was a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Dog searched for a melon that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a melon is the item to select.

The Depressed Dog needed a piece of paper that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be fun. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

The Depressed Dog wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be simply life. Strangely, a cheese grater of all things.