The Dodgy Dog

The Dodgy Dog desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. It would have been an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Dog always carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes drop. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Dodgy Dog searched for a helmet to experiment on. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to select.

The Dodgy Dog always carried a CD player that they would insert somewhere. It would have been an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Dog carried a bat that they would sometimes eat. It might have been an odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Dog always carried a tomato to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a tomato is the item that was chosen.