The Naughty Dog

The Naughty Dog desperately craved for a pint of beer that they liked to hug. This is certainly an exciting activity, to me, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Naughty Dog often carried a ball that they would worship. It might be a fairly weird action, to you, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Dog always had with them a dildo that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be an odd thought, to you, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Dog had a rubber johnny that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Dog wanted a helmet that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was sublime. A helmet was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Dog always carried a can of coke that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.