Their Retarded Dog

Their Retarded Dog desperately searched for a pint of cider that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Dog found a set square that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A set square was the thing that was selected.

Their Retarded Dog owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Their Retarded Dog wanted a bottle of coke to share. This is certainly a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

Their Retarded Dog desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Their Retarded Dog searched for a sword to put on his head. It would have been an original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to choose.