The Chinese Dog

The Chinese Dog always carried a wig to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

The Chinese Dog desperately craved for a can of Tango to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Dog always had with them a sponge to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Chinese Dog looked for a mug that they would occasionally eat. It might be a fairly surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a mug would be the item that was selected.

The Chinese Dog desperately needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Dog owned a cucumber to insert somewhere. This seems to be a surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.