My Scary Dog

My Scary Dog always had with them a piece of paper that they would often sleep with. It should be a fairly original proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

My Scary Dog owned a bag of poop that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thought it was magnificent. A bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

My Scary Dog desperately looked for a pen that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to choose.

My Scary Dog craved for a pint of cider that they would often sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who considered it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

My Scary Dog always carried a mug that they would smash. This seems a funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a mug is the thing to choose.

My Scary Dog carried a CD player that they would often embrace. It is a strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.