Her Fat Dog

Her Fat Dog desperately looked for a set square that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a set square was the item that was chosen.

Her Fat Dog desperately looked for a teapot that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

Her Fat Dog owned a stapler that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the item selected.

Her Fat Dog often carried a wig to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly unusual operation, to you, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the chosen item.

Her Fat Dog had a can of Tango that they would cuddle. It would have been an original activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who expected it was the most awesome idea. A can of Tango was the chosen item.

Her Fat Dog desperately searched for a condom that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a condom being the thing opted for.