The Bum Loving Dog

The Bum Loving Dog craved for a block of cheese that they would rub on his belly. This seems an extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Dog desperately looked for a dildo that they would occasionally share. It might be a fairly funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who expected it was magnificent. A dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Dog often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Bum Loving Dog carried a bag of poop that they would often throw. This is certainly a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is simply life. A bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Bum Loving Dog often carried a bag of flour that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Dog desperately needed a Harry Potter wand to smash. One might say this is an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.