The Weary Dog

The Weary Dog always carried a sword that they would sit and look at. It would have been a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to select.

The Weary Dog desperately needed a CD player that they sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen thing.

The Weary Dog desperately looked for a ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a ball was the chosen thing.

The Weary Dog desired a condom that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Dog craved for a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Dog desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the thing selected.