The Careful Dog

The Careful Dog had a pint of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Careful Dog found a pencil sharpener to share. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

The Careful Dog wanted a bottle of beer to embrace. It was a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer having that done to it

The Careful Dog always had with them a little monkey to put up their bum. It would be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to select.

The Careful Dog found a hat that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was opted for.

The Careful Dog desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would often embrace. It should be a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.