Her Crazy Dog

Her Crazy Dog needed a computer that they would put on his head. It might be a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a computer having that done to it

Her Crazy Dog always kept a painting of a melon that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a painting of a melon of all things.

Her Crazy Dog craved for a custard pie that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Crazy Dog always carried a porno magazine that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who considered it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to select.

Her Crazy Dog found a sword that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

Her Crazy Dog craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.