A Horny Dog

A Horny Dog craved for a can of coke that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

A Horny Dog carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item to select.

A Horny Dog desperately wanted a CD player to drop. It should have been a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a CD player being the chosen item.

A Horny Dog always had with them a piece of paper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly curious action, to you, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.

A Horny Dog desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly original activity, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Horny Dog desperately searched for a spade that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a spade is the thing to choose.