The Brainy Dog

The Brainy Dog found a stretchman that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly different activity, to many, but not to the Dog, who expected it was out of this world. Remarkably, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Dog wanted a cheese grater to insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was entertaining. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Brainy Dog looked for a porno magazine that they would often break. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Brainy Dog desperately looked for a sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Brainy Dog searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is epic. A piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Dog desperately wanted a bat that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.