The Worrisome Dog

The Worrisome Dog carried a bottle of coke to throw. It should be a fairly peculiar operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

The Worrisome Dog desperately wanted a radiator that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a curious activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a radiator being the thing selected.

The Worrisome Dog always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine of all things.

The Worrisome Dog carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Dog always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

The Worrisome Dog always kept a rubber chicken that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.