The Red Dog

The Red Dog searched for a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought it was awesome. Honestly, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Red Dog wanted a can of coke that they would often sleep with. This is certainly a fairly funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Honestly, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Red Dog desired a custard pie that they would play with. One might find this to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the item opted for.

The Red Dog desperately wanted a wig that they would often embrace. It should be a surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Dog owned a can of Tango that they would put up their bum. It would have been a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

The Red Dog owned a CD player that they would sometimes throw. It was a funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the item to select.