Beautiful Dog

Beautiful Dog had a can of Tango that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is an unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Beautiful Dog craved for a pint of cider to try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Beautiful Dog found a dildo that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a fairly weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

Beautiful Dog wanted a little monkey to put up their bum. It might have been a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

Beautiful Dog desperately craved for a pen that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the chosen thing.

Beautiful Dog desperately needed a bat that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.