The Lonely Dog

The Lonely Dog desperately wanted a computer to play with. It should be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a computer being the thing selected.

The Lonely Dog always carried a chocolate bar that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Dog desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

The Lonely Dog always carried a mug that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a strange idea, to many, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing to select.

The Lonely Dog desperately desired a dildo that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.

The Lonely Dog desperately wanted a helmet that they would occasionally throw. It might be a fairly curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who felt it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a helmet being the chosen thing.