Ugly Dog

Ugly Dog desperately wanted a pen that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing selected.

Ugly Dog desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

Ugly Dog desired a big sponge that they would often hug. This could be considered an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. A big sponge was the item that was opted for.

Ugly Dog desperately needed a pint of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Ugly Dog always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Dog, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

Ugly Dog looked for a can of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.