His Retarded Dog

His Retarded Dog wanted a helmet that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to choose.

His Retarded Dog looked for a CD player that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a different proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the item selected.

His Retarded Dog desperately needed a teapot that they would often cuddle. It should have been a funny idea, to me, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the chosen thing.

His Retarded Dog looked for a CD player that they would experiment on. It might have been an original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Dog always carried a dildo that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a curious thought, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to choose.

His Retarded Dog always had with them a condom that they liked to share. This could be considered a different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who feels it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was selected.