A Blue Dog

A Blue Dog always carried a crown that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to select.

A Blue Dog looked for a set square that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly peculiar exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the item to choose.

A Blue Dog found a tomato that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be sublime. Remarkably, a tomato was the chosen item.

A Blue Dog searched for a toilet brush that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a somewhat surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

A Blue Dog desperately searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be an original activity, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be epic. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the item selected.

A Blue Dog desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to opt for.