Their Fucking Dog

Their Fucking Dog always kept a little monkey that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

Their Fucking Dog wanted a spade that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Fucking Dog desperately desired a cheese grater to worship. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Their Fucking Dog craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

Their Fucking Dog needed a little monkey that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

Their Fucking Dog desperately craved for a cucumber that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a new action, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who considered it was simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber having that done to it