Her Exceptional Dog

Her Exceptional Dog had a cheese grater that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater having that done to it

Her Exceptional Dog always carried a teapot that they would occasionally worship. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the item that was chosen.

Her Exceptional Dog always had with them a stretchman that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing to opt for.

Her Exceptional Dog carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. It is a fairly different exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

Her Exceptional Dog looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Her Exceptional Dog always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. A porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.