The Dodgy Dog

The Dodgy Dog desired a radiator that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a radiator having that done to it

The Dodgy Dog wanted a dildo that they liked to drop. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Dog carried a radiator that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. A radiator would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Dog looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Dog always carried a rubber chicken to put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be stunning. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Dog always kept a teapot that they would often drop. It would have been a weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.