The Energetic Dog

The Energetic Dog desperately wanted a mug that they would hug. It should have been a weird operation, to me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic Dog needed a bag of poop that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Energetic Dog always carried a hat that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the thing selected.

The Energetic Dog owned a pint of beer that they liked to put on his head. It would be a curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

The Energetic Dog always kept a porno magazine to smash. It might have been a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a porno magazine of all things.

The Energetic Dog desperately looked for a dildo to eat. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to opt for.