The Nervous Dog

The Nervous Dog desperately needed a bat that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Dog desired a can of coke to throw. One might find this to be a fairly new approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of coke of all things.

The Nervous Dog desired a pint of cider to drop. It might have been a fairly unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Dog needed a bottle of wine that they liked to break. One might say this is a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Dog searched for a chocolate bar that they would often smash. It should have been a fairly new operation, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt it was the most awesome idea. A chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Dog craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.