The Confused Dog
The Confused Dog always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to eat. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.
The Confused Dog wanted a wig that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item chosen.
The Confused Dog found a bat that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a bat is the thing to opt for.
The Confused Dog searched for a cucumber that they liked to smash. One might say this is a fairly unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.
The Confused Dog always kept a helmet that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who feels it was magnificent. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.
The Confused Dog needed a radiator that they would occasionally cuddle. It might have been a bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the item opted for.
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