Their Boring Dog

Their Boring Dog desperately desired a little monkey that they liked to smash. It might be a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Dog desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes hug. This seems a fairly strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Dog owned a porno magazine that they liked to put on his head. This seems a fairly unusual action, to some, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

Their Boring Dog always had with them a set square that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a set square was the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Dog often carried a computer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly curious activity, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing to opt for.

Their Boring Dog desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they liked to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.