The Different Dog

The Different Dog desperately needed a sword that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea was sublime. A sword would be the item that was selected.

The Different Dog desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would often rub on his belly. It might have been an odd idea, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Different Dog always kept a magic 8 ball to insert somewhere. It is a fairly curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Dog craved for a pint of cider that they would often break. It should have been a fairly extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

The Different Dog desperately needed a can of coke that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

The Different Dog needed a bag of flour that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.