A Horny Dog

A Horny Dog desperately desired a stapler that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who thought it was fun. A stapler was the item that was chosen.

A Horny Dog desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be an extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

A Horny Dog craved for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to some, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

A Horny Dog carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

A Horny Dog desired a condom that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Dog wanted a custard pie that they would often put on his head. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was awesome. A custard pie is the thing to select.