The Talented Dog

The Talented Dog often carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. It was a funny action, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Talented Dog needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Dog owned a pen that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to you, but not to the Dog, who feels it was awesome. Bizarrely, a pen is the item to select.

The Talented Dog looked for a pen that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be fun. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

The Talented Dog desired a can of coke that they would smash. It would have been a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Dog, who felt it would be spectacular. Strangely, a can of coke being the item selected.

The Talented Dog often carried a cheese grater that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.